“Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.”
“I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.”
“If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.”
“France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.”
“France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.”
“An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark -- that is critical genius.”