“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
“I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.”
“I do have big tits. Always had 'em -- pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em.”