“Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.”
“Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.”
“Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.”
“Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.”
“Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.”
“Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.”
“Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.”
“Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.”
“We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.”
“If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?”
“It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.”
“The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.”
“We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.”
“Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.”
“If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.”
“Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.”
“Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.”
“If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.”
“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”
“First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.”
“If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.”
“Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.”
“As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.”
“Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.”