“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
“Life's but a day at most.”
“How can I die? I'm booked.”
“Be quick to learn and wise to know.”
“It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.”
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
“You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.”
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
“I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.”
“It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”