Jackie Mason Quotes

1928–2021, American Comedian · Wikipedia · Wikidata
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“Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.”
Victory
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“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
Marriage
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“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
Money
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“By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?”
Self-improvement
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