“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.”
“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
“All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.”
“We're all in this alone.”
“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”
“We are all in this together, by ourselves.”
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.”
“If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?”
“Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?”
“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”