“Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.”
“Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.”
“Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.”
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.”
“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”
“Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.”