“You can't start at the top.”
“Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.”
“Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.”
“Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.”
“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”
“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”
“It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.”
“When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?”