“Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!”
“Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.”
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”