“A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.”
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
“Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.”
“I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.”
“Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.”