Who said “I am his Highness dog at Kew; pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?”?

“Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division ;and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.”

“By bourgeoisie is meant the class of modern capitalists, owners of the means of social production and employers of wage labor. By proletariat, the class of modern wage laborers who, having no means of production of their own, are reduced to selling their labor power in order to live.”

“The traveler to the United States will do well to prepare himself for the class-consciousness of the natives. This differs from the already familiar English version in being more extreme and based more firmly on the conviction that the class to which the speaker belongs is inherently superior to all others.”

“The ignorant classes are the dangerous classes.”

“Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class.”

“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”

“To be angry, is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves.”

“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”

“And all who told it added something new, and all who heard it, made enlargements too.”

“To endeavor to work upon the vulgar with fine sense is like attempting to hew blocks with a razor.”

“Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude.”