Who said “Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.”?

“Cynicism is humour in ill health.”

“A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.”

“Cynicism is cheap -- you can buy it at any Monoprix store -- it's built into all poor-quality goods.”

“The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl, vigilant in darkness and blind to light, mousing for vermin, and never seeing noble game.”

“I'm a hopeful cynic.”

“Kissing don't last: cookery do!”

“Speech is the small change of silence.”

“I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.”

“Passions spin the plot: We are betrayed by what is false within.”

“Possession without obligation to the object possessed approaches felicity.”

“Ah, what a dusty answer gets the soul when hot for certainties in this our life!”