Who said “My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.”?

“People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.”

“I am the family face; flesh perishes, I live on, projecting trait and trace through time to times anon, and leaping from place to place over oblivion.”

“A good face they say, is a letter of recommendation. O Nature, Nature, why art thou so dishonest, as ever to send men with these false recommendations into the World!”

“We can see nothing whatever of the soul unless it is visible in the expression of the countenance; one might call the faces at a large assembly of people a history of the human soul written in a kind of Chinese ideograms.”

“The serial number of a human specimen is the face, that accidental and unrepeatable combination of features. It reflects neither character nor soul, nor what we call the self. The face is only the serial number of a specimen.”

“We must love one another or die.”

“Criticism should be a casual conversation.”

“You have to see the sex act comically, as a child.”

“A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.”

“God bless the U.S.A., so large, So friendly, and so rich.”

“Fame often makes a writer vain, but seldom makes him proud.”