Who said “If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar…”?

“As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.”

“Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.”

“Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.”

“Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.”

“For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.”

“To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.”

“Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.”

“An autobiography is obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.”

“The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this problem by defying their elders and copying each other.”

“Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.”

“Manners are love in a cool climate.”