Who said “An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!”?

“It is a wise father that knows his own child.”

“682. One father is more than a hundred schoole-masters.”

“It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.”

“Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.”

“A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.”

“He is the very pineapple of politeness!”

“'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.”

“Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.”

“My valor is certainly going, it is sneaking off! I feel it oozing out as it were, at the palms of my hands!”

“The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.”

“Easy writings curse is hard reading.”