Who said “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”?

“No one wants advice, only corroboration.”

“The worst men often give the best advice.”

“Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least.”

“These words dropped into my childish mind as if you should accidentally drop a ring into a deep well. I did not think of them much at the time, but there came a day in my life when the ring was fished up out of the well, good as new.”

“When in doubt, don't.”

“Jealousy is all the fun you think they had...”

“Solitude is un-American.”

“Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed.”

“Men and women, women and men; it will never work.”

“Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.”

“The trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”