Who said “Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a…”?

“Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases.”

“Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence.”

“Why not seize the pleasure at once? How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation.”

“Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage.”

“The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.”

“Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.”

“Capital is dead labor, that vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.”

“Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.”

“Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.”

“The product of mental labor -- science -- always stands far below its value, because the labor-time necessary to reproduce it has no relation at all to the labor-time required for its original production.”

“The Tories in England long imagined that they were enthusiastic about monarchy, the church, and the beauties of the old English Constitution, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about ground rent.”