Who said “An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.”?

“Good order is the foundation of all good things.”

“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”

“Neatness begets order; but from order to taste there is the same difference as from taste to genius, or from love to friendship.”

“That man is a creature who needs order yet yearns for change is the creative contradiction at the heart of the laws which structure his conformity and define his deviancy.”

“However fiercely opposed one may be to the present order, an old respect for the idea of order itself often prevents people from distinguishing between order and those who stand for order, and leads them in practice to respect individuals under the pretext of respecting order itself.”

“Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.”

“The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit.”