Who said “The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.”?

“It is better to live rich, than to die rich.”

“That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.”

“Of all classes the rich are the most noticed and the least studied.”

“If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.”

“I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.”

“Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.”

“Capital is dead labor, that vampire-like, only lives by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.”

“Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.”

“Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.”

“The product of mental labor -- science -- always stands far below its value, because the labor-time necessary to reproduce it has no relation at all to the labor-time required for its original production.”

“The Tories in England long imagined that they were enthusiastic about monarchy, the church, and the beauties of the old English Constitution, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about ground rent.”