Who said “That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you…”?

“No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.”

“Minerva House was ''a finishing establishment for young ladies,'' where some twenty girls of the ages from thirteen to nineteen inclusive, acquired a smattering of everything and a knowledge of nothing.”

“I have found it; I have discovered the cause of all the misfortunes which befell him. A public school, Joseph, was the cause of all the calamities which he afterwards suffered. Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.”

“It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies; seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.”

“I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.”

“Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.”

“Other nations use ''force''; we Britons alone use ''Might.''”

“Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.”

“Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.”

“All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.”

“Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.”