Who said “I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of…”?

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.”

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.”

“Pull out a Monte Cristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine fascist.”

“Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.”

“Now I'm being blamed not only for anorexia but for lung cancer. [On being a high-profile social smoker]”

“The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.”

“We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.”

“It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.”

“I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.”

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.”