Who said “Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.”?

“Wrecked on the lee shore of age.”

“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

“Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.”

“Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.”

“There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.”

“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”

“Few persons who have ever sat for a portrait can have felt anything but inferior while the process is going on.”

“Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years.”

“Slowly, but very deliberately, the brooding edifice of seduction, creaking and incongruous, came into being, a vast Heath Robinson mechanism, dually controlled by them and lumbering gloomily down vistas of triteness. With a sort of heavy-fisted dexterity the mutually adapted emotions of each of them became synchronized, until the unavoidable anti-climax was at hand.”