Who said “Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for…”?

“Never weather-beaten sail more willing bent to shore.”

“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in.”

“A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience.”

“I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.”

“If you want a golden rule that will fit everybody, this is it: Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.”

“You can tell the values of a nation by its advertisements.”

“To find a friend one must close one eye -- to keep him, two.”

“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.”

“It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.”

“They who are all things to their neighbors cease to be anything to themselves.”

“One can always trust to time. Insert a wedge of time and nearly everything straightens itself out.”