Who said “America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.”?

“I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.”

“God bless the U.S.A., so large, So friendly, and so rich.”

“This generation of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny.”

“America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land.”

“The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.”

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”

“By the time a partnership dissolves, it has dissolved.”

“I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone.”

“Religion enables us to ignore nothingness and get on with the jobs of life.”

“Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism.”

“Now that I am sixty, I see why the idea of elder wisdom has passed from currency.”