Who said “The parson knows enough who knows a Duke.”?

“I have, alas, only one illusion left, and that is the Archbishop of Canterbury.”

“And of all plagues with which mankind are cursed, ecclesiastic tyranny's the worst.”

“There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.”

“But a priest's life is not supposed to be well-rounded; it is supposed to be one-pointed -- a compass, not a weathercock.”

“It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are the rest of the nation.”

“Remorse, the fatal egg by Pleasure laid.”

“A fool must now and then be right, by chance.”

“Glory, built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt.”

“Religion! what treasure untold resides in that heavenly word!”

“And Satan trembles when he sees The weakest saint upon his knees.”

“Absence of occupation is not rest; A mind quite vacant is a mind distressed.”