Who said “Never have children, only grand children.”?

“Children are the keys of paradise.”

“There's no sinner like a young saint.”

“Where children are, there is a golden age.”

“Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.”

“When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.”

“There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.”

“It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, however suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.”

“Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.”

“The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all.”

“Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of bacteria whose numbers double every forty years. Either the host dies, or the virus dies, or both die.”

“The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western World. No First World country has ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity -- much less dissent.”