“Only Americans can hurt America.”
“The American people abhor a vacuum.”
“America is a mistake, a giant mistake.”
“Good Americans when they die, go to Paris.”
“America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco.”
“America and its demons, Europe and its ghost.”
“America: It's like Britain, only with buttons.”
“America once had the clarity of the pioneer ax.”
“America is a young country with an old mentality.”
“America is a land where men govern, but women rule.”
“Americans usually believe that nothing is impossible.”
“In America everything's about who's number one today.”
“America is the best half-educated country in the world.”
“America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.”
“The spirit is at home, if not entirely satisfied, in America.”
“Ours is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea.”
“America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.”
“Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.”
“America is promises to take! America is promises to us to take them.”
“America is like an unfaithful love who promises us more than we got.”
“Building a better you is the first step to building a better America.”
“There is no country in the world where machinery is so lovely as in America.”
“I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff-box from an emperor.”
“If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.”
“To me Americanism means an imperative duty to be nobler than the rest of the world.”
“We are a puny and fickle folk. Avarice, hesitation, and following are our diseases.”
“It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.”
“America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.”
“There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as ''American.''”
“I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.”