“To be successful, a woman has to be better at her job than a man.”
“Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.”
“If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.”
“When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?”
“As a woman I have no country. As a woman my country is the whole world.”
“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“Of all things upon earth that bleed and grow, a herb most bruised is woman.”
“A woman is like a teabag -- only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.”
“The woman who can create her own job is the woman who will win fame and fortune.”
“But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?”
“Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding.”
“There is a growing strength in women, but it's in the forehead, not in the forearm.”
“Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.”
“The one woman who never gives herself is your free woman, who is always giving herself.”
“It requires nothing less than a chivalric feeling to sustain a conversation with a lady.”
“The common foible of women who have been handsome is to forget that they are no longer so.”
“To behold her is an immediate check to loose behavior; to love her is a liberal education.”
“The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.”
“You may be a princess or the richest woman in the world, but you cannot be more than a lady.”
“Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.”
“Woman's destiny is to be wanton, like the bitch, the she-wolf; she must belong to all who claim her.”
“If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.”
“These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.”
“It's only women who are not really quite women at all, frivolous women who have no idea, who neglect repairs.”
“To be born woman is to know -- although they do not speak of it at school -- women must labor to be beautiful.”
“Women are considered deep -- why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.”
“Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.”
“Slavery it is that makes slavery; freedom, freedom. The slavery of women happened when the men were slaves of kings.”
“The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.”
“The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”