“I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.”
“Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.”
“It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.”
“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.”
“Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right.”
“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.”