“Remember the poor, it costs nothing.”
“Poverty is the step-mother of genius.”
“Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.”
“Some folks are wise and some otherwise.”
“Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.”
“Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.”
“There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.”
“Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.”
“A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.”
“Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.”
“Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.”
“Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.”
“It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.”
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
“Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.”
“Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.”
“To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.”
“Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.”
“Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.”
“Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.”
“Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.”
“Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go—travel that wa yourself.”
“I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.”
“Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.”
“In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.”
“Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.”
“One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.”
“There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?”
“A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.”
“Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.”