Who said “Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”?

“Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [With] no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.”

“One strength of the communist system of the East is that it has some of the character of a religion and inspires the emotions of a religion.”

“All I know is I'm not a Marxist.”

“Communism is like one big phone company.”

“Communism is in conflict with human nature.”

“I never met a man I didn't like.”

“I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

“Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”

“There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.”