Who said “There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.”?

“All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.”

“You should look straight at a film; that's the only way to see one. Film is not the art of scholars but of illiterates.”

“All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish.”

“The words ''Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,'' which I saw on an Italian movie poster, are perhaps the briefest statement imaginable of the basic appeal of movies. This appeal is what attracts us, and ultimately what makes us despair when we begin to understand how seldom movies are more than this.”

“People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen to you in life that's unreal. The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television -- you don't feel anything.”

“I never met a man I didn't like.”

“I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

“Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.”

“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”