Who said “You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have…”?

“Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.”

“The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.”

“For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.”

“Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.”

“War is like love, it always finds a way.”

“Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.”

“People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.”

“Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.”

“For once you must try not to shirk the facts: mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.”

“The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.”