Who said “In enterprise of martial kind, when there was any fighting, he led his regiment from…”?

“Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in blood of his followers and sacrifices of his friends.”

“I made all my generals out of mud.”

“A general is just as good or just as bad as the troops under his command make him.”

“Perfect soldier, perfect gentleman never gave offence to anyone not even the enemy.”

“I think with the Romans, that the general of today should be a soldier tomorrow if necessary.”

“Things are seldom what they seem.”

“...Darwinian Man, though well-behav’d, At best is only a monkey shav’d!”

“My family pride is something inconceivable. I can't help it. I was born sneering.”

“The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.”

“I love my fellow creatures -- I do all the good I can -- yet everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man!”

“I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.”