Who said “A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.”?

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

“You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”

“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''”

“The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.”

“People named John and Mary never divorce. For better or for worse, in madness and in saneness, they seem bound together for eternity by their rudimentary nomenclature. They may loathe and despise one another, quarrel, weep, and commit mayhem, but they are not free to divorce. Tom, Dick, and Harry can go to Reno on a whim, but nothing short of death can separate John and Mary.”

“There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.”

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”

“Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone.”

“I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.”

“When people ask for time, it's always for time to say no. Yes has one more letter in it, but it doesn't take half as long to say.”

“I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, & consequently suggests more tugging, & pain, & diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie.”