Who said “It's purty hard t' be efficient without bein' obnoxious.”?

“What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite.”

“The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.”

“Every person is responsible for all the good within the scope of his abilities, and for no more, and none can tell whose sphere is the largest.”

“Ability is sexless.”

“Just do what you do best.”

“Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.”

“Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.”

“We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.”

“Don't knock th' weather. Nine-tenths o' th' people couldn' start a conversation if it didn' change once in a while.”

“Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.”

“All the world loves a good loser.”