Who said “Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.”?

“I am a great friend to public amusements; for they keep people from vice.”

“Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.”

“The ultimate sin of any performer is contempt for the audience.”

“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”

“I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.”

“It's purty hard t' be efficient without bein' obnoxious.”

“Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.”

“We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.”

“Don't knock th' weather. Nine-tenths o' th' people couldn' start a conversation if it didn' change once in a while.”

“Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.”

“All the world loves a good loser.”