Who said “Golf is a good walk spoiled.”?

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”

“All is fair in love and golf.”

“Drive for show, but putt for dough.”

“Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.”

“A day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.”

“Familiarity breeds contempt; and children.”

“Prosperity is the best protector of principle.”

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

“Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”