Who said “Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”?

“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”

“Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.”

“The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.”

“No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.”

“I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort.”

“I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married -- then he's finished.”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”

“Macho doesn't prove mucho.”

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

“Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles.”