Who said “Always remember, Peggy, it's matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really…”?

“Jealousy, the jaundice of the soul.”

“Jealousy is all the fun you think they had...”

“Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies.”

“Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of an omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold of the heart.”

“The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.”

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

“You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”

“A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.”

“You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.”

“Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [With] no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.”

“Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.”