Who said “No good deed goes unpunished.”?

“A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.”

“If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it the light of the oncoming train.”

“Man, at least when educated, is a pessimist. He believes it safer not to reflect on his achievements; Jove is known to strike such people down.”

“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you're grateful.”

“Pessimism never won any battle.”

“You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”

“Always remember, Peggy, it's matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.”

“A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.”

“You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.”

“Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [With] no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.”

“Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.”