Who said “Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.”?

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”

“If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.”

“Jokes are grievances.”

“He jests at scars that never felt a wound.”

“Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches.”

“Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wink-tipping cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate thus, and adore thee.”

“Thou strange piece of wild nature!”

“You know, one had as good be out of the world, as out of the fashion.”