Who said “The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”?

“Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.”

“Jokes are grievances.”

“He jests at scars that never felt a wound.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.”

“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.”

“Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.”