Who said “Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering,…”?

“Children are the keys of paradise.”

“There's no sinner like a young saint.”

“Where children are, there is a golden age.”

“Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.”

“When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.”

“The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.”

“Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“One day Donald Trump will discover that he is owned by Lutheran Brotherhood and must re negotiate his debt load with a committee of silent Norwegians who don't understand why anyone would pay more than $120.00 for a suit.”