Who said “Do you think your Mother and I should have liv'd comfortably so long together, if ever…”?

“Come live with me, and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove.”

“There would be no society if living together depended upon understanding each other.”

“Living en famille provides the strongest motives for rudeness combined with the maximum opportunity for displaying it.”

“In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend.”

“One of the weaknesses in the cooperative is that it has never been sufficiently leavened by the imagination. This is a quick-silver faculty, and likely to be a cause of worry to any collective settlement.”

“Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!”

“Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.”

“I must have women -- there is nothing unbends the mind like them.”

“No retreat. No retreat. They must conquer or die who've no retreat.”

“O Polly, you might have toyed and kissed, by keeping men off, you keep them on.”

“Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.”