Who said “I must have women -- there is nothing unbends the mind like them.”?

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”

“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”

“There is very little difference between men and women in space.”

“Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.”

“There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.”

“Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!”

“Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.”

“No retreat. No retreat. They must conquer or die who've no retreat.”

“O Polly, you might have toyed and kissed, by keeping men off, you keep them on.”

“Fill it up. I take as large draughts of liquor as I did of love. I hate a flincher in either.”

“Do you think your Mother and I should have liv'd comfortably so long together, if ever we had been married?”