Who said “Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out.”?

“How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!”

“Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No -- no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears.”

“There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.”

“I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.”

“Fat is a social disease, and fat is a feminist issue.”

“Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose.”

“The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.”

“No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.”

“There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.”

“The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up.”

“Youth is a period of missed opportunities.”