Who said “The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.”?

“He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.”

“Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.”

“I... chose my wife as she did her wedding-gown, not for a fine glossy surface, but such qualities as would wear well.”

“To suckle fools, and chronicle small beer.”

“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.”

“Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose.”

“No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.”

“Imprisoned in every fat man, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out.”

“There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.”

“The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up.”

“Youth is a period of missed opportunities.”