Who said “A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.”?

“Philosophy is nothing but discretion.”

“Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?”

“If this is philosophy it is at any rate a philosophy that is not in its right mind.”

“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”

“We are much beholden to Machiavel and others, that write what men do, and not what they ought to do.”

“A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

“Saint, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited.”

“Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.”

“The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.”

“Apologize, v. To lay the foundation for a future offense.”