“Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.”
“The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.”
“There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.”
“I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.”